So I decided to take a shower
I really didn't want to
'Cause it smells quite good, my odor
And I didn't mean to

But I couldn't help it
Meh skin glistened
So I reached down and grabbed it
And when I squeezed it, I listened

Bam, the soap hit the shower floor
Then I bent over
And couldn't help but grab my ass
'Cause my fuckin' ankle twisted

Then it started to swell
And I was like, "Holy shit"
I have never seen it like that before
So I put ice on it and hoped it would shrink down

sorry snout-hope it gets to feelin better

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ill have you know irl most look on me as a beacon of normalcy

what body part did teh swelling?

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^oki is adorable.

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....an image of the splendor of the Kings of Men, in glory, undimmed before the breaking of the World...

Agreed.

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"TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE"

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there that fucker is; being adorable...

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ill have you know irl most look on me as a beacon of normalcy

He plays all innocent, just before he bites.

ive seen him bite

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ill have you know irl most look on me as a beacon of normalcy

snouter is an artiste.

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