There was a man from Austin
Who created his own climate or somethin'
Java said he caused Global Warmin'
But I say Fat Mike is Exaustin'

From a lunch of Ten Bean Burritos
A Crate of 10 lb bags of Fritos
The town of San Banardito
Washed down with a cold Margarito

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Fat Mike's persona seems mellow
As long as you only say hello
But he can be an aggressive fellow
When forcing you to eat Jell-O

Fat Mike is smaller than a submarine that is yellow,
And he loves ignorant posters that bellow,
Because his head is as soft as a pillow,
But I still refuse his creamy jell-o

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Cherry, Raspberry, or Lime
Fat Mike's Jell-O is Sublime
He eats it all of the time
Anything less would be a crime

He loved the maiden Bear
With her long auburn hued hair.
And her firm toushie so fair
How could he help but care?

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Fat Mike likes to go shopping
After a lively evening of Bar hopping
He often will hover
Over goods made of rubber
For his obsession there is no stopping

Fat Mike has a big belly
He thinks it is just because of the jelly
He wants a liposuction
But he would rather have a lunch in
Fat Mike is graceful
He is also a faceful
FatMike is Mine
So get in line

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As mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality. - George Washington

Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved. Aristotle

Oh my

quick post again thumbtack!!! i thank you for your warm regards and odd sentiments

Mike's love of rubber is now legendary.

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