Last night I had a bottle of Smirnoff
I dreampt that Fat Mike was George Lakeoff
Woke up with a stiffy
Feeling Quite Pretty
Trying to find Whale Porn to Get-off.

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disturbing if that means youre to visions of moi

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FM had a dream about Judy.
He likes the orientals you see
He woke with a woody.
Because Judy's a cutie.
But it all went away when he peed.

now THATs a nice poem


sad ending though

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When I was in the 6th grade, they told me I had talent. It's a shame I can't let Sam borrow some of it.

hed just fritter it away on octopus pix

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I think Sam secretly wishes he had 4 arms and 4 legs.

that might be it

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***imagining a 4th leg****

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