ornery? kekeke

I've known you to get a bit hinky from time to time, sweetie.

Somtimes Fat Mike gets rather hinky
Although he is never ever rat finky
He knows when to stop
Before the warnings do pop
And he's wrapped around my little pinky

no smiley to convey the mixture of pain and pleasure

Does Fat Mike really like the Whip?
Or would he rather take a Dip
In a vat of chocolate pudding;
Or of Jell-O - another gooey fooding?
IMO, the former is far more hip.

food has been my downfall and pain my companion for far too long...

Bathing in Pudding is not fattening - and is very soothing to aching joints and other pains.

Do not deny the power of the Tub!
It's almost as good as a full body Rub!
Although Fat Mike is hurting
He will keep up the flirting
In his private little internet Club.

what?me flirt?

And Fat Mike, never fitting, still is sitting, still is sittin'
At a pallid booth of McDonalds, just above 6th and Fannin;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a woman that is dreamin',
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my heart from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

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Banned Before Bored

flatterer!! fannin is in houston...