I remember as a child, around 8 years old. Me and my pa where sitting at the dinner table, and ma just pulled out a tray of hot corn bread.
And she turned to me and said, " son, do you want a piece of cornbread from the center of the pan, or do you want a piece from the edge."

I thought to myself, the center tends to be softer, yet the edge tends to be more crispy. Well, this is much of a decision for a 8 year old, so I replied back to ma, I really don't care. It really doesn't matter ma. And thats about the time my pa raised his hand to the air, and said, boy, I ought to kick your ass across this kitchen, don't you ever talk to your mother like that again.

After that incident, I realized fast, to ask for either the center piece or the edge.

having trouble understanding just what your father was objecting to...

having trouble understanding why you bothered reading the original post.

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You arent drunk enough bruce. Have a few shots, read it, come back.

meanie

your father sounds like a meanie



OMG-Sam's your father!!!!

Thats unproven......but I'll bet his mother was a palm tree.

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She was a Palmoodle

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Dad was instilling morals and values, now I didn't get my ass kicked across the kitchen. I learned to not to waiver in decisions. Let your yeses be yeses, and you no be no." I don't care" means a good hardy ass whooping.