There once was a man named Hammy,
With girls he was rather jammy,
He got kisses and hugs
Was always quite smug
For he knew how to find good friends








It's for a mate, I just want to know whether you get it easily?

went right over my head...

ah bugger, it'll definitely go over my mates then!

I dont know-I havent slept with a woman in 21 years-I can be pretty obtuse...

Lol, but it isn't obvious that it is meant to end on fanny? That's what I was going for.

I assumed the last sentence would end with CLAMMY.

I dont use the word fanny too much-it kind of turns me on

I didnt get it but thats probbly becuase Im not familiair with the word fanny.

Um...yeah....well the last line need work....try to work in "Bearskin Rug?"

"He knew how to use a Bearskin Rug?"

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