too much practice is playing with it..

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If you do it under the blankets it's ok

I would venture to say you could create "ribbing" by slipping multiple rubber bands on the thing before spraying ... but that thought would probably cause too much angst for the males of the species.

creative thinking sweet heart-though perhaps a little painful in the execution

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Look - I'm having a hard time just getting past the Cialis and Viagra ads. They go through all the wonderful stuff it can do for the men ... and then they say to "... check with your doctor to see if you are healthy enough for sexual activity."

Huh?

Do any men actually do that?

I've never heard of any man who wasn't hot to trot whether he was healthy or not. I don't get it. Is this another one of those "expert" (sage advice) things that people are so fond of these days because they don't have the sense to think for themselves?

my friend at work tried viagra-we wear those things out with the pulling and the poking and stuff

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Thank you for the graphics.

lol sorry granny. but sometimes a little illustration is called for

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Yeah, but it's tough on an old lady who had to leave her love interest behind when she moved to TN. Trust me when I tell you that there are very few handsome, fun, sexually active, comfortable to be with men over the age of 65. Oh, and who don't want to fruck up a relationship by getting married.

What does that have to do with Viagra ads?