You need a dog.

"NICE?"

I'm being Pragmatic: Extra SSA is given to Persons with Serious Mental Illness.

Unhappily (or not?) you might need to get the attention of the local County Social Workers, and spend a night or two in jail. One of the most effective methods is to walk into an elementary school with a machete and begin chasing imaginary butterflies whilst shouting "Stop Biting MY PENIS!!!"

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I would love to have a dog ... unfortunately, we aren't allowed to have pets in these apartments.

hang in there sweety-i could use a girlfriend but i got a lot of stuff competing for attention now-Obama might be a good thing for you-hes a lot more likely to put money back in the schools and in social security-at any rate you re valuable.dont give up on yourself

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ill have you know irl most look on me as a beacon of normalcy

More than One Inflateable Sheep is a Herd.

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