Agent No Pants

**SAMSON** · #1 (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 04:44 PM

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Sign Sagittarius
Spoken Languages English
Self Description just a girl. a little crazy a lot insane. a workaholic. i drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and my love affair with Patron is beginning to border on the unhealthy. i like loud fast music and i don't do romance. my favorite things to do are dance like an asshole at QXTs and watch horror movies. anything else you would like to know you'll have to ask.

Who "dances like an asshole at QXT's?"

WTF is a "QXT?"

How do you "dance like an asshole?"

**SAMSON** · #2 (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 04:53 PM

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Sign Gemini
Spoken Languages English
Self Description I am not looking for a boyfriend right away bc im dealing with a bad breakup right now and I have a lot of things worrying me. I am taking advantage of my new freedom, just looking for friends and maybe a couple dates. If I fall in love, I fall in love. I am a busy girl and very sociable. I like meeting new ppl and going out to eat or for drinks, sometimes shopping. When im not out im home cooking and cleaning and taking care of my kitty, and with my roomie Jess doing some arts and crafts hehe. LoL, yes I enjoy grandma activities, but I am not boring! Im crazy and I make ppl giggle. When ppl are over they must be entertained! Im very big on respect and trust. I am a princess and I deserve to be treated like one. :0) I dont mean it in a bitchy way. I am very sweet and have a lot to offer and the person I love should show me the same. Likes: Purple things and kitties, glitter and movies, hair accessories and alcohol, new music and books, baked goods and walking in the rain, playing dress up and animals, taking pictures and board games, art and lavendar and roses, magic and spicy food, spiders and antiques, creepy toys and vampires, astrology and renaissance fairs...youll find out more if we chat. Dislikes: Loud obnoxious ppl, sports, reruns, game shows, aliens, drama queens, tequila...eh i dunno.

Do we really need to "find out more?"

I'm guessing her Deaf BF regained his hearing and ran away screaming.

**SAMSON** · #3 (**permalink**) 09-04-2008, 05:38 PM

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the truth is... you suck
Age 19 From Gillette, WY - - Online 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

I am good looking and I like to play with kids. I love black and I have cool friends. I dont do that many thing during the day but I love to do a lot of stuff at night like walk around with my friends and go hang out in the cemetary.

Wow.....she could be VP of the USA one day........