http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php This is a discussion forum powered by vBulletin. To find out about vBulletin, go to http://www.vbulletin.com/ . en Sat, 19 May 2012 12:49:32 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.debateanything.com/images/hazardous/misc/rss.jpg http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=31 Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:18:04 GMT Got this one sent to me;

"If you have a mother who has made you laugh, wiped your tears, hugged you, watched you succeed, cheered you on and kept you strong, post this."

I literally just shouted ‘fuck off’ at my screen.

And then I posted iut. :/


That is all. ]]> MEDLARR http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=31 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=30 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 22:50:27 GMT People do the strangest things when they fall into wells - scream and shout for help.

I mean, clearly, that's much too complicated - no wonder they drown. The proper and easy solution to being stuck in one, would be to drink all the water. After all, when you do that, you won't have anything to drown in, right?



:clap2: ]]> MEDLARR http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=30 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=29 Sat, 27 Nov 2010 18:57:57 GMT Sometimes I will leave work and I'll think to myself, "Man, I really have to urinate", but then I won't go because I figure it won't take me that long to get home, and plus my bathroom at home has stuff to read because I also feel a stirring in my lower belly, and, as an added bonus, no flies lumber about the johnny or cockroaches running around on the floor or the fetid fumes of twenty other visits to the portapan, brutal, especially an hour after coffee break.

Sometimes I will just losen the seat belt across my abdomen and hope that will diminish the pressure on my bladder, which is hard at work inflating itself. Either way, every time I do this, I invariably get stuck in traffic on the bridge, squirming around in my seat and praying to various gods to not let me pee in my pants and wonder if empyting out my coffee flask out the window will look obvious. The part that makes me the most irate, however, is that I drive home around 3:45 PM every afternoon, sometimes earlier. Where the fuck is all this traffic coming from when it hasn't even hit rush hour? What the fuck..

Sometimes there is an accident. And I think, "Well, I hope that at least there is some really spectacular fucked up shit going on and I'll get to see some nasty shit." In my head, the fact that I have to sit in standstill traffic on the verge of meditating the power of thinking to prevent my bladder from unloading into my underwear can be justified if I see blood or dying bodies..yeah I know.:th_nono:


One time later from this and stuck in traffic, cursing for about 30 minutes at the traffic jam. When I got to the accident, however, there was a tractor trailer that got stuck under the overpass, and a minivan that hit him from behind. The fact that the minivan looked like a compact car made me think that this was an extremely high-velocity accident. The fact that the paramedics and fire crew had a great blue tarp around the side of the van made me retract my previous thoughts on having to battle my bladder. I can only complain about losing some pee in my pants and on the car seat at the very worse for myself, but this person/s lost their life. Over and done, or their lives have changed forever and for the worse. If I had peed my keks there after it would be like some bad lesson, but only a slap on the wrist for thinking the worse.

But lots of times, there is no accident. There is no construction on the roads, there is just a sudden collective exodus from work. The traffic just sorta eases up, and I get red-hot with anger because I have to pee and there was no reason for me to have to wait, other than possibly repayment on some earlier bad karma.

:waiting: ]]> MEDLARR http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=29 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=28 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:25:35 GMT Have you ever left a store and walked to the door and thought it was an automatic door, but it wasn't? So for a few seconds you stand there, waiting for the stupid fucking door to open, but it's not opening, and you're like, "What the fuck is this shit? Is the door broken?" Then, you realize it's not an automatic door, and you think, "Well, don't I look like the biggest moron in the world right now?", and you go to push the door open and walk right into the closed door, because it's a pull, not a push.
And right then is when you look like the biggest moron in the world.


Return to your lives


:waiting: ]]> MEDLARR http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=28 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=27 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:24:36 GMT :dry:


I am transporting you here in your rightful place. Ahem.

Hey Blog.


How's it going?

Me? Oh well, I've been good. Can't complain. Thanks for asking. What's that? Your title? You are going "What kind of unedgy title is this for a blog? WTF Jack..explain this before we go any further here."

Pititinabinmin..put it in the recycling bin, mang. That's kind of a metaphor of dumping my meanderings in some safe place where it can be dug out and possibly looked at before being hauled to the more permanent dump.

I know it's weird, coming to you now out of the blue like this but, the truth is:

I am a blog virgin and I want you. I am ready for this. We can start out slow.I try to restrain myself and not be too forward and eager. I will just generally muse about life. I will share myself with you. Sometimes I will just try to be funny and fail spectacularly, but you won't care. I will even use pictures as a substitute for actual Teh Funneh, and youtube stuff for a catchy Im feeling like this at the moment tune!

You will let me write on you anyway, even when I want to come to you late in the dead of night and whisper something like, "Why does my cat always present her sphincter at my face when I'm in my bed, blog?". And we will dissect this musing together till the wee hours of morning.

I won't dazzle you Blog. I'm a simple type. I'm not funny, I can't write, and I'm not on the cutting edge of anything, but I'm here to inform you anyway. Isn't the internet great? Can I has you then, Blog?


If you can find me a little space, for I don't take up much room,I promise you'll never regret it.

It will be good. No, it will be great.


Anyhoo. You just think on this. I'll still be here.

:waiting: ]]> MEDLARR http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=27 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=26 Thu, 21 Oct 2010 11:29:37 GMT But by the grace of GOD do I live each day... For you see my heart is not with me... She is far away... so very far away... oh each day I live... But by the grace of GOD do I live each day...
For you see my heart is not with me...
She is far away...
so very far away...
oh each day I live is a miracle...
for how can a man live without his heart... ]]> longbody_q_bibcock http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=26 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=25 Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:48:25 GMT Hmmm what kind of trouble can I get into here? Hmmm what kind of trouble can I get into here? ]]> Shakes http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=25 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=24 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 03:28:43 GMT :woot: :woot: ]]> ScarletFever http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=24 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=23 Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:18:26 GMT The Supreme Maggot is going solo! To be continued... The Supreme Maggot is going solo!

To be continued... ]]> Maggot http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=23 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=22 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:22:44 GMT well.. i already came down with it... but i have another cold... well.. i already came down with it... but i have another cold... ]]> taru http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=22 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=21 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:16:07 GMT I have not wrote here in awhile!


It is so nice outside where i live today. Sunshine feels good for the soul.

I like eating peanut m&m's. I am eating them right now! they are yummy! I'm going to grill some steak for dinner tonight......yum. ]]> bridgiebridge http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=21 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=20 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:57:33 GMT Quit fooling yourself! You know you're gonna be there! Friday, Angel's Sports Bar in Corona! HEY! Don't act stupid! You know you're gonna be there! Corona, California! The Elm Street Rockers! The Understudy Group! The Ace Diamond Experience! HEY!

*whispers* Don't come. Don't come. You know you can't handle it. Don't come. Do whatever you can, don't even get out of the house, don't come. Don't come to our show. Don't come to our show! ]]> Maggot http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=20 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=19 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:46:34 GMT for a logo for a Coffeeshop... I think they should let me come up with a new logo for here... speaking of which... I think we need to... for a logo for a Coffeeshop...

I think they should let me come up with a new logo for here...

speaking of which... I think we need to revamp the default skin around here...

: goes off to rearrange some deck chairs : ]]> taru http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=19 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=18 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 06:04:49 GMT I'm sick of the smell of evergreens and cinnamon. I'm sick of hearing, "Grandma got run over by a reindeer", I'm sick of egg nog and stupid sweaters with moose on them that someone's Aunt gave them and now they feel obligated to wear. I'm sick of stale cookies, that, frankly, weren't that tasty when they were fresh and I'm sick of the idiot Uncle at any family gathering who will tuck a sprig of mistletoe into the waistband of his pants!

Just let it be New Year's already so I can pay an outrageous cover charge at a bar to hear a not very great band, get drunk, fuck some random guy and then nap and watch football all the next day and then get back to real fucking life! ]]> Bear Stories http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=18 http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=17 Fri, 26 Dec 2008 07:07:46 GMT oh look.. there goes a bunny rabbit :superbotsmile:=:tarusmiley: oh look.. there goes a bunny rabbit :superbotsmile:=:tarusmiley: ]]> taru http://www.debateanything.com/blog.php?b=17