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He man woman haters club

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:18:30 GMT

No wimmens allowed.

We will give Haddaway and Doug a chance if they can prove they have one good penis between them.Men, here you can scratch your balls, fart, spill shit and call each other names. Talk about sports, your woman or women as the case may be. Show us pictures of your car, golf clubs, boat, whatever. Try to explain the infield fly rule or let us know if you think Jeff Gordon is really gay. Should Barry Bonds be allowed into the Hall Of Fame or did Pete Rose get a raw deal? Tell us how the Patriots will win the Superbowl and why we should care.

The adventures of my dog.

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:33:26 GMT

He's a two year old Black Lab and he weighs about 80lbs. He does all the typical dog stuff like scratch and sniff, the chin on the knee, lick the face, run around like an idiot and many more. He rarely barks, but he's very vocal and isn't much of a watch dog. His name is D.O.G. But most of the time, I just call him Odge. I'll post a picture of him, if I can find my camera This thread will be about his adventures in and out of the house.

I'm still pissed off

freedom&liberty — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:05:27 GMT

A drunken asshole on pain meds just went nuts and shot his dog in the head on his own front porch. It was a young black lab, like Odge. I took the gun away from him and threw it as far into the woods as I could, called him a stupid fuck and kept pushing him until he fell down some steps. He got up and went in his house and I came home. I'm too upset to write more.

Lost freedoms

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:00:27 GMT

Dick Tator asked me to write about lost freedoms because he thinks I'm old. I don't know if this is what he was expecting, but I had fun writing it anyway. Perhaps some of our older members can add to it or bitch about what I wrote.. We need to realize that freedoms aren’t written down like a grocery list. We have an inalienable right to act according to our own will. That said, I’ll try to show some differences between 40 years ago and today. I was a kid in the 60’s. I had no idea there was a war going on or that there were protests or even what a hippy was. My parents never voiced an opinion one way or the other, even though my uncle was in the army at the time. School was my job and I actually wanted to please my teachers and parents. I walked two blocks to elementary school every weekday and just so you know, snow doesn’t get you out of school in Iowa. We lived in a Czech community and my math teacher, his wife and baby lived right across the street from home. Every kid that went to my school lived within a mile. There was no busing and no black kids until about 5th grade. When busing did start a grand total of 4 black kids arrived every morning. We rode bikes everywhere without helmets and played tackle football in front of the school. We made forts from limbs in the warm months, snow in the cold and threw rocks and snowballs at each other until the streetlights came on. Sure some kids got hurt, but no one sued anybody. We knew our neighbors and our neighbors knew us. We couldn’t get away with anything. If we did do something bad, everyone knew that our parents would dole out a punishment far worse than teachers or neighbors ever could. There was no DEFACS, it was love, not abuse and no one was confused about it. We’d cut through yards and pick apples and cherries off of neighbor’s trees and no one cared. We had big vegetable gardens and we canned food. We shopped at Sears and JC Penny because Wal-Mart and Home Depot didn’t exist. We fixed our own cars and mowed our own lawns, shoveled our own sidewalks and the neighbors too, if they needed some help. There were no cell phones or Internet and no one knew any better or cared. All we had was a phone, a TV and the newspaper. We had 4 stations and we watched Lawrence Welk, Carol Burnett and Gunsmoke and we liked it. We ate breakfast and supper as a family at the same time everyday. My grandparents lived about 6 blocks away and we visited often. Both parents worked, so during the summer we attended day camp at the elementary school where we played games and did craft projects. Every Sunday we went to Sunday school and church and out to eat. We followed the grandparents and moved to St. Petersburg, FL in 1972. While living with my grandparents for a couple of months, I walked to a middle school that was about 50% black. No big deal. The folks bought a house and I changed schools. I made new friends and we did the same stupid stuff we did in Iowa, it was just hotter. We still went to church every Sunday, had to be home when the streetlights came on and ate together as a family every day. I had to ride the bus to high school until I started working and bought a car. I turned 18 in 1977, which was the legal drinking age at the time. I’d get off work about 1AM on Friday night and we’d stop and buy a fifth of rum and a 2 liter bottle of sprite and it was off to the midnight drive in. We all got hammered and drove home about 4AM. Those were the days when if the cops pulled you over, they would just tell you to drive on home. I graduated in 1978, worked for my dad during that summer and started college in the fall. I guess I was an adult, but it never felt that way. The college years went quickly and consisted of more drinking, working and lots of studying. I graduated in 1982 and was offered a job in Georgia. Looking back I think some of the most important and poignant years in our countries history were when I was an oblivious kid in Iowa in the 60’s. Viet Nam was the first televised war. Television literally changed the country and the world. The violence and harsh nature of war appeared in everybody’s living room and it was enough to turn the minds and stomachs of many. The problem with television is it’s a one way street and Walter Cronkite had the only car. [FONT="][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]These days, we have an education system and a government that caters to the countries continuing pussification. If anything has removed freedoms, I’d have to say it’s the misuse of technology by people who can't handle freedom. Hundreds of TV channels, the Internet and instant communication have created a culture of confusion and division. We’ve all been forced into groups and categorized for the benefit of government, corporate junk mail and spam. Computers are used to keep track of our actions and anonymity is pretty much gone. Group’s form and lobby government to create laws against things that were once considered routine, common and proper. They seem hell bent on destroying the very fabric that made America great. The very principles and integrity that made us stand out from the rest of the world have been purposely repressed. What’s true and correct still exist, but it’s buried under the voices of those who have learned to use the mass communication machines as a psychological weapon. A weapon used to remove the freedom to ignore. It feeds upon itself, drawing the weak inside and convincing them that our country will be better if we force self esteem on kids and teach them what we want them to know instead of what really happened. That it’s somehow better for the country if we remove deity from every aspect of public life. That our prison systems must be expanded to accommodate those who commit victimless crimes. That government exists to provide everything to everybody. I'm sure that most of you can think of several more. In essence, we’ve screwed ourselves. The freedoms we had are still there, we've just been told that we'd be better off not using them.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]

Man Cage

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:59:10 GMT

We need to decorate the Man Cage: [IMG]http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/18204_1_230.jpeg[/IMG] 22 person Foosbal table [IMG]http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/28686_1_230.jpeg[/IMG] American Eagle Pool Table WITH HAWT CHICKS

Two Cocks and....

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:57:47 GMT

and a hen. One hot summer day, our pussie cat got out and went after the cock. My mom turned the water hose on the cat and we had one hot, wet pussie. That day was sofa king great. :ohnoz: BANNED (Perm) :woot::woot::woot::woot: :th_rock::th_rock:

Travel with my dog

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:56:17 GMT

Last week, the first week of school, I felt sorry for my stupid dog having to stay, alone in his kennel all day, so I brought him with me to Wyoming. I though we could keep each other company. The little bastard made my week HELL: 1. Barking in "NO DOG ALLOWED" hotel room2. Ripping apart his 5 lb bag of dogfood in the truck3. Barfing up a rawhide chew4. Spilling Milk Duds all over a Realtor's Car5. Locking himself into the Realtor's car6. Jumping out my parked truck window (it was half closed). It took about Four (4) hours to find him in a town 20 MILES AWAY!!!! I'm not going to list all the little minor stuff, like peeing on my bed.

Abandoned puppy

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:55:20 GMT

Some asshole abandoned a puppy at my work place last night. My boss was not pleased when he arrived for work this morning. It's a guess, but I'd say she's about 10 weeks old and healthy. Looks to be a German Shepard/Chow mix. I made a few phone calls and found her a place at a small shelter that gets them current on shots and sells the puppies at Pet Smart on Saturdays. The shelter had a bunch of dogs get sick and die when they unknowingly accepted one that had Parvo. So now they have a quarantine period of one week. I guess it takes a week to tell if the pup has it. A friend with a fenced in backyard will keep the pup for the week and hopefully it'll get to a good home.

Veteranarians

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:53:57 GMT

Why are animal doctors and military combatants both called called "Vets?" Anyway, yesterday I brought the Hairball to the Vet. Three Shots and $100 later, the dog was no worse or no better off than when we walked into the office. What a fucking racket. The vet, a not-really-veryhawt, plump "Dr. Sally," wanted to do a Heartworm test. I asked "Why? you might as well expect heartworms to infest one of the cushions on my couch?" Dr. Sally explained that Dogs from Hurricane Katrina had been resettled in the Boulder Valley, and had transmitted the pest to the small local mosquito population, and "THEREFORE MR. SAMSON, YOU MUST GIVE YOUR DOG HEARTWORM PREVENTION MEDICINE EVERY MONTH FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!" Well, I just said NO. I gotta LIFE, and if during the 0.5% of his life that he spends outside the dog gets a Heartworm, then its Karma. So, Dr. Sally asks if I brush his teeth, and I look at her as if she's lost her fucking mind, hoping she'll stop this silly line of questioning. Then she advises I give him eyedrops. EYEDROPS???!!! I don't give MYSELF eyedrops!!

My laptop died ...

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:52:53 GMT

so I need a computer. I'm posting from work, on slow as hell dialup. A local shop here has a box with a hyper threading(Obligatory buzzword) 2.3Ghz P4, 40G HD, 1G DDR with a DVD/RW, keyboard, mouse and XP-pro for $369.00. I have an old 17" monitor that still works. I'm tired of these sales assholes who try to sell the latest shit on the market for $1000 when it won't last any longer than a base model computer. This asshat tried to compare a hard drive to an engine by telling me that if my engine ran a 7200 RPM 24/7 it would blow up. Why is it that I can buy a refrigerator for $1000.00 and it lasts for 20 years, but a computer is only good for 5 or 6 years? The first computer I bought around 1989 was a 386SX with 4M of ram running Windows 3.1. I don't remember how big the HD was, but the damned thing will still boot up. I've never done it before, but my question is this: Is it possible to build a decent system that will last as long as that refrigerator?

Apple-bottoms

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:46:23 GMT

Gentleman, Has anyone besides myself actually placed their hand on a strange girl's bottom? Ok, it was in a crowded bar during Mardis Gras in New Orleans, not at some Board Meeting, Sunday School, or Library. [yt]sAmDJojvsdQ[/yt]

Talking with Dogs

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:42:33 GMT

Not talking [I]TO[/I] Dogs. I mean talking [I]WITH[/I] dogs. Like, when you ask them a question, over and over. You wanna go for a WALK?You wanna go for a WALK?You wanna go for a WALK? .............. (((short pause to watch the dog struggle to form an answer))) You wanna go for a WALK?A WALK!!!!You wanna go for a WALK?A WALK!!! (((The dog makes whining sounds....wagging its tail....looks longingly at you))) WELL DO YOU WANNA GO FOR A[I][B] WALK!!![/B][/I][B][I]DO YOU PUNK!!!!![/I][/B] ((Dog falls to the floor in exasperation)) LMFAO :lmao:

For Freedom&Liberty

Tally — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:15:29 GMT

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Dogs with gurlz

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:10:40 GMT

[B][I][SIZE=6]I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!!![/SIZE][/I][/B][B][I][SIZE=6][/SIZE][/I][/B] [IMG]http://www.deepseaimages.com/dsilibrary/data/852/12bw_girl_and_dog.jpg[/IMG]

I'm gonna Hijack this forum too

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:09:10 GMT

I always wanted a Dog....

Lost freedoms

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:54:28 GMT

Man Cage

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:52:13 GMT

Two Cocks and....

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:50:02 GMT

Travel with my dog

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:47:42 GMT

Abandoned puppy

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:46:13 GMT

Veteranarians

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:43:49 GMT

My laptop died ...

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:42:05 GMT

Apple-bottoms

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:30:59 GMT

Ahhhhhhhhhh.....

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:22:23 GMT

Finally. A place to kick back. Maybe watch some sports, do a little fishin', drink some beer and watch the world go by. Help yourselves, the fridge is stocked.

Talking with Dogs

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:23:52 GMT

He man woman haters club

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:45:52 GMT

[CENTER][SIZE=5]No wimmens allowed. [/SIZE]We will give Haddaway and Doug a chance if they can prove they have one good penis between them.Men, here you can scratch your balls, fart, spill shit and call each other names. Talk about sports, your woman or women as the case may be. Show us pictures of your car, golf clubs, boat, whatever. Try to explain the infield fly rule or let us know if you think Jeff Gordon is really gay. Should Barry Bonds be allowed into the Hall Of Fame or did Pete Rose get a raw deal? Tell us how the Patriots will win the Superbowl and why we should care. [/CENTER]

Women with guns

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:47:00 GMT

[IMG]http://www.12hotwomen.com/images/agents/07jul_shawn1.jpg[/IMG]Post 'em if you got 'em.

For Freedom&Liberty

Tally — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:42:53 GMT

[img]http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs18/300W/f/2007/135/d/3/Bare_by_sexc_bear.jpg[/img]

Dogs with gurlz

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:38:04 GMT

[B][I][SIZE=6]I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!!![/SIZE][/I][/B][B][I][SIZE=6][/SIZE][/I][/B] [IMG]http://www.deepseaimages.com/dsilibrary/data/852/12bw_girl_and_dog.jpg[/IMG]

I'm gonna Hijack this forum too

SAMSON — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:36:35 GMT

I always wanted a Dog....

The adventures of my dog.

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:13:21 GMT

Ahhhhhhhhhh.....

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:07:21 GMT

Finally. A place to kick back. Maybe watch some sports, do a little fishin', drink some beer and watch the world go by. Help yourselves, the fridge is stocked.

Women with guns

freedom&liberty — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:46:58 GMT

[IMG]http://www.12hotwomen.com/images/agents/07jul_shawn1.jpg[/IMG]Post 'em if you got 'em.