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faybe has a little girl voice

fat mike — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:57:16 GMT

its cute-taru taped her voice mail and i heard it-i missed her

i would have thought shed have a strong alto-shes so deliberate!!

i made up with anrora

fat mike — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:24:30 GMT

in your face samson

Is 86Dude here?

freedom&liberty — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:04:36 GMT

I suspect he is.

no dodge ball, jump rope or playing tag

Patrick — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:51:18 GMT

Too frigging funny, especially the gym teachers jumping up and down pretending to jump rope. :D

[youtube]z8EshIhnoTA[/youtube]

Oh, yes. And of course this only solidifies my belief that Western Civilization is completely fucked.

Vaginal Palmistry-Fortune Teller Reads Labia as if They Were Tea Leaves

Patrick — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:04:30 GMT

Funny, I never knew vaginas had palms. :hehe:

[quote]Vaginal Palmistry-Fortune Teller Reads Labia as if They Were Tea Leaves

THE VAGINAS COME AND THE VAGINAS GO—young and old vaginas, fat and trim vaginas, hairy and shaven vaginas, clean and stinky vaginas. And though the vaginas may differ, they have all come here for the same reason. Behind each of these vaginas, lying on a soft velvet examination chair with her legs strapped securely in leather stirrups, is a woman seeking advice about her future.

Currently inhabiting the velvet chair is a rather inflamed, reddish, saggy vagina belonging to a severely overweight lass in her late teens. She says her name is “Valentina,” but I don’t believe her. Whatever her real name is, she’s a blubbery bundle of misery and despair. Her boyfriend of two years recently dumped her in favor of a thinner specimen. She fears that people are talking behind her back at work. She thinks that her boss is getting ready to fire her. She feels ugly and unappreciated. She can’t stop eating— even while spread-eagled and strapped to the chair, she’ll stop in mid-sentence to pop another Butterfinger Bite into her eager maw—and she frequently wishes she was dead. She’s been desperately seeking answers. She tried astrology, but it never seemed to work. Same with Tarot cards. Same with individual counseling and group therapy. Same with the “Holy Handkerchief” she’d bought for $39.95 from an Internet faith healer. Nothing worked.

[url=http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?vaginalpalmistry]continued[/url]

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First 'anti-stab' knife to go on sale in Britain

Patrick — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:19:44 GMT

Another "Western Culture is doomed" update.

Now, back to my Ikaria-crack addiction. :P

[quote]First 'anti-stab' knife to go on sale in Britain

Kaya Burgess

The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.

The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.

It was invented by industrial designer John Cornock, who was inspired by a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives.

Mr Cornock, 42, from Swindon, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.

[url=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6501720.ece]continued[/url][/quote]:hehe::hehe::hehe:

Children Recant Sex-Abuse Tales After Father's 20-Year Prison Stint

Patrick — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:42:10 GMT

ho, hum. Another day, another miscarriage of justice.

[quote]Children Recant Sex-Abuse Tales After Father's 20-Year Prison Stint

VANCOUVER, Wash. — Former Vancouver police officer Clyde Ray Spencer spent nearly 20 years in prison after he was convicted of sexually molesting his son and daughter. Now, the children say it never happened.

Matthew Spencer and Kathryn Tetz, who live in Sacramento, Calif., each took the stand Friday in Clark County Superior Court to clear their father's name, The Columbian newspaper reported.

Matthew, now 33, was 9 years old at the time. He told a judge he made the allegation after months of insistent questioning by now-retired Clark County sheriff's detective Sharon Krause just so she would leave him alone.

Tetz, 30, said she doesn't remember what she told Krause back in 1985, but she remembers Krause buying her ice cream. She said that when she finally read the police reports she was "absolutely sure" the abuse never happened.

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Swedish parents keep 2-year-old's gender secret

Patrick — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:38:38 GMT

Talk about eurotardism at its finest... :hehe:

[quote]Swedish parents keep 2-year-old's gender secret

Published: 23 Jun 09 16:24 CET

A couple of Swedish parents have stirred up debate in the country by refusing to reveal whether their two-and-a-half-year-old child is a boy or a girl.

Pop’s parents [see footnote], both 24, made a decision when their baby was born to keep Pop’s sex a secret. Aside from a select few – those who have changed the child’s diaper – nobody knows Pop’s gender; if anyone enquires, Pop’s parents simply say they don’t disclose this information.

In an interview with newspaper Svenska Dagbladet in March, the parents were quoted saying their decision was rooted in the feminist philosophy that gender is a social construction.

“We want Pop to grow up more freely and avoid being forced into a specific gender mould from the outset,” Pop’s mother said. “It's cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead.”

[url=http://www.thelocal.se/20232/20090623]continued[/url][/quote]

Blondes march in Latvia 'to cheer-up nation'

Patrick — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:26:48 GMT

[i]My name is Patrick, and I endorse this message...[/i]

[img]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01413/blondes_1413756c.jpg[/img]

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Blondes march in Latvia 'to cheer-up nation'

Several hundred blonde women marched through the Latvian capital Riga yesterday in a bid to cheer up the crisis-hit Baltic nation, suffering the worst recession of all 27 EU member states.

Led by an orchestra, the first-ever blonde parade featured women dressed in pink and white, some accompanied by lapdogs, in a charity fund-raising event that organisers hope will become an annual event.

"I'm not stupid. I'm beautiful and I'll prove it," Ilona Zigure, a participant, said.

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Health, women's groups demand ban on Skinny Blonde beer

Patrick — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:26:56 GMT

Why ban such an innovative use of ink technology? :cool:

[quote]Health, women's groups demand ban on Skinny Blonde beer

A NEW beer that promises to leave drinkers holding a naked woman before they finish the last drop has been labelled dangerous and sexist.

Health and women's groups called for Skinny Blonde beer to be banned.

And they want the Advertising Standards Bureau to investigate the provocative ad campaign.

Using modern ink technology, the low-carb beer label features a 1950s-style pin-up called Daisy, whose red bikini disappears as the beer level drops and the bottle warms up.

An internet advertising campaign on the Skinny Blonde website allows users to pick their favourite "skinny blonde" and watch her undress.

[url=http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25628253-2862,00.html]continued[/url]

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Gay penguin couple adopts abandoned egg in German zoo

Patrick — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:08:26 GMT

This is the kind of story that makes me wish viking was still here. (For about two seconds, then I snap out of it.)

[quote]Gay penguin couple adopts abandoned egg in German zoo

Keepers at Germany's Bremerhaven zoo couldn't get two penguin parents to take care of their egg, so they're trying an experiment — they gave the egg to a gay male penguin couple.

The biological parents "always rolled the egg out of their nest, they kicked it out again and again," zoo veterinarian Joachim Schoene said.

"Then we made the decision not to give it up and instead try to give it two fathers."

[url=http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/06/05/gay-penguins-adopt005.html?ref=rss]continued[/url]

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McDonald's order dispute leads to 911 caller's arrest

Patrick — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:31:12 GMT

Go back to Kurdistan, please.

[quote]Living about a two-minute drive from the McDonald's restaurant at 19525 Tualatin Valley Highway, several members of the family were hungry after Memorial Day festivities in Portland, Raof Osman said.

When they got home, two sandwiches and a box of juice from his 5-year-old's Happy Meal were missing. Saying "mistakes happen," Raof told his son and son-in-law to return to the restaurant.

When they talked to the drive-through cashier, she said she was "100 percent sure she gave them the right order," Raof Osman said. "They are 100 percent sure she didn't."

A dispute ensued, and she told them she would call police. Raof says they encouraged her to do so and pulled forward to wait in the parking lot. The younger men called him, and he came to the scene in a different car, leaving his wife and young son alone.

After waiting about 30 minutes, all three men walked up to the window to ask the employee where the police were. They called 911 when the woman would not come to the window.

[url=http://blog.oregonlive.com/hillsboroargus/2009/05/mcdonalds_order_dispute_leads.html]link[/url]

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Canada's governor general eats seal heart

Patrick — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:35:26 GMT

Maybe Canadians aren't wusses once you get away from metrosexuals in Toronto? Or maybe its just Canadian men who are, since this woman obviously has far more testosterone than any dozen of 'em....

[quote]Canada's governor general eats seal heart
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May 26, 2:06 PM (ET)

RANKIN INLET, Nunavut (AP) - Canada's governor general ate a slaughtered seal's raw heart in a show of support to the country's seal hunters, a display that a European Union spokeswoman on Tuesday called "too bizarre to acknowledge."

Governor General Michaelle Jean, the representative of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II as Canada's head of state,[b] gutted the seal and swallowed a slice of the mammal's organ[/b] late Monday after an EU vote earlier this month to impose a ban on seal products on grounds that the seal hunt is cruel.

Asked Tuesday whether her actions were a message to Europe, Jean replied, "Take from that what you will."

Hundreds of Inuit at a community festival gathered Monday as Jean knelt above a pair of seal carcasses and used a traditional ulu blade to slice the meat off the skin. [b]After cutting through the flesh, Jean turned to the woman beside her and asked: "Could I try the heart?"[/b]

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Mom tells cops she had sex with boys to keep them away from her daughter

Patrick — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:06:35 GMT

[i]California mom tells cops she had sex with boys to keep them away from her daughter

Associated Press
Posted: 05/15/2009 07:52:04 AM PDT
Updated: 05/15/2009 07:53:47 AM PDT

A 30-year-old Northern California woman has pleaded not guilty to charges that she had sex with three teenage boys.

Deborah Towe faces 11 felony counts, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose.

The boys were 15 and 16 years old.

Police in Anderson, about 150 miles north of Sacramento, began investigating in April after two girls from a local middle school reported that a friend's mother was having sex with boys.

In a 48-page report released this week, Towe told police she was protecting her daughter by diverting the boys' attention to herself.

She denied the charges during an appearance Wednesday in Shasta County Superior Court. Towe remains jailed, with her bond set at $250,000.[/i]

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Disturbing the Peace-On the inalienable right to "excessively noisy sex"

Patrick — Thu, 14 May 2009 13:55:19 GMT

So much for that famous British reserve, I guess. :P

[url=http://www.reason.com/news/show/133423.html]link[/url]

[quote]At the end of April, Caroline Cartwright, a 48-year-old housewife from Wearside in the north east of England, was remanded in custody for having "excessively noisy sex." The cops took her in after neighbors complained of hearing her "shouting and groaning" and her "bed banging against the wall of her home." Cartwright has, quite reasonably, defended her inalienable right to be a howler: "I can't stop making noise during sex. It's unnatural to not make any noises and I don't think that I am particularly loud."
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So how did Cartwright's expressions of noisy joy become a police case, which later this month will be ruled on at Newcastle Crown Court, one of the biggest courts in the north of England?

Because, unbelievably, Cartwright had previously been served with an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO)—a civil order that is used to control the minutiae of British people's behaviour—that forbade her from making "excessive noise during sex" anywhere in England.

That's right, going even further than Orwell's imagined authoritarian hellhole, where at least there was a wood or two where people could indulge their sexual impulses, the local authorities in Wearside made all of England a no-go zone for Cartwright's noisy shenanigans. If she wanted to howl with abandon, she would have to nip over the border to Scotland or maybe catch a ferry to France. It was because she breached the conditions of her Anti-Social Behaviour Order, the civil ruling about how much noise she can make while making love in England, that Cartwright was arrested.[/quote]

Jessica Valenti: My big feminist wedding

Patrick — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:24:50 GMT

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My big feminist wedding

When Jessica Valenti started planning her wedding, she was determined to avoid sexist traditions. But she hadn't predicted the strength of reaction from family, fellow feminists and the blogger who termed her a 'ball-cutting cybersuccubus'

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[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/apr/24/feminist-wedding-jessica-valenti]link[/url] - and sweet jesus can this gal babble on and on and on. Must be close to 3,000 words.

But, the real reason for posting this link is the 'ball-cutting cybersuccubus' bit. Damn, do I wish I could come up with stuff like that. That is pure gold. :P

Look at This Fucking Hipster

Patrick — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:46:03 GMT

[url=http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/]Look at This Fucking Hipster[/url] - go there, to be amused and appalled...

Here's a sample...

[IMG]http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z26/gmork_hunting/37jsqloFrmi7q13ozDrvGXE3o1_500.jpg[/IMG]

“[i]The reason I love New York is because it’s the only place where a white person like me can dress this way and not get his *** beat.”[/i]

viking's Youtube channel discovered

Patrick — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:42:27 GMT

[youtube]xddhKQje41M[/youtube]

Yup, this sure sounds like him ;)